Dear IKEA: Thank you for taking time out of your undoubtedly busy day to read this. I know that you have millions of customers to please out there, so I won't take up much of your time. I really just wanted to thank you for not bulding a store near my home. Before you get all huffy and offended, please know that I LOVE your stores. I have taken many a pilgrimage to your bastians of cheap and stylish stuff. The closest store to me is at least two and a half hours away. Sometimes I go in the other direction, and that one takes a little over three hours to get to. But it is sooooo worth it. From minute I enter the store until the moment I leave, I am surrounded by unbelievable quantities of affordable STUFF. IKEA can meet any need. Need new forks? Got 'em! Remodeling the kitchen? Right there! Lighting, artwork, furniture, baskets, storage, organizing...It. Is. All. There. And, just when you think you're growing a bit weary, you arrive at the cafeteria and