Game Time
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite you to play a game! People of all ages, gather round for a guessing game that I like to call: Toddler or Cat All you have to do is correctly guess the answer to each question by using the word either Toddler or Cat. Winners will receive the right to pat themselves on their own back. No further prizes exist. So now, if you're ready, let us begin!!! 1. Likes to scream at the door anytime she or he is not allowed to follow the dog out. Did you guess cat? Give yourself one pat! He will continue to cry until the dog comes in or he manages to escape, resulting in much cursing, crying and barefoot chasing around the yard. 2. Likes to dig into the laundry and get a pair or pairs of underpants wrapped around her or his head. Did you guess toddler? One more pat! This is an EVERY. DAY. OCCURRENCE. 3. Attempts to get all of the things off of all of the surfaces all of the time (think counters, tables, etc)