Mumsy
Envision John Stewart's version of the Queen of England's voice: "Helloooooo...."This is what my daughter called me today while we were shopping at Sam's Club. What, is she some British socialite now? Mumsy? I mean, I know that if ever she were to consider me fancy, it could only be while at Sam's for large quantities of meat and cheese, but where in the heck does she come up with this stuff? Additionally while shopping at Sam's, she felt compelled to call out either "Grandma" or "Grandpa" to every person we passed who appeared to be over age 45. You're welcome, middle America. For those of you who felt humiliated, it may make you feel better to know that she has a double ear infection. So, either it is clouding her judgement or at least she is suffering as payback for the pain she inflicted on you. As illness goes, she has done really well during this bout and been in very good spirits all in all. I, on the other hand,